Fact: Bisexuals are not just promiscuous. They are many things, such as your mothers secret lover, your fathers secret lover, and terrible unicyclists.


The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”


Griever concept art by Ken Barthelmey!




Misha’s failed attempts in russian :3

"The premier—TV show. No! TV show on the 8th— TV—TV show. Ehm…"

  • *favourite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*



nah man life doesn’t get better when you educate yourself about feminism. life gets considerably harder. bc all of a sudden you pick up on all of these problematic things people you care about say and you start noticing every little way women are degraded and held down in society and you become hyperaware of how you speak and what you say and it’s really, really difficult and tiresome.



Buffy characters ranked by how little they fuck things up:

1. Tara

2. That’s it everyone else fails

…baby don’t stop now [x]

Sophie Turner for ASOS Magazine


The Lego Movie (2014)

And he did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water

Connor Walsh: A Summary