“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
okay but imagine modern day au where remus is bored so he brings out the vacuum and sirius just jumps on the couch and yells at remus and refuses to come down until it’s turned off
[condescending fan voice] did you know there’s a thing called FRIENDSHIP????
[SHIPS THING HARDER]
"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
spn au were ben edlund comes back to save the show
Every episode of Season 10: Written by Ben Edlund, Directed by Ben Edlund, Produced by Ben Edlund
You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.