ladistark
  • Poor Ginny
  • Ginny: *holding baby* Aww, what should we name him?
  • Harry: James
  • Ginny: That's sweet, after your fa-
  • Harry: James Sirius
  • Ginny: Erm... Okay, I guess. I choose the next one though
  • One year later
  • Ginny: Hmm, I think I'll name him-
  • Harry: Albus
  • Ginny: No, it's my tur-
  • Harry: Albus Severus
  • Ginny: What?! That's a terrible combination!
  • Harry: *writing* Albus... Severus... Potter *signs birth certificate*
  • Ginny: *groans*
  • Two years later
  • Ginny: Finally, a girl! She's so beautiful... I think-
  • Harry: Lily
  • Ginny: Okay, that's not too bad
  • Harry: Lily Luna
  • Ginny: Harry are you kidding me don't I get to name at least one of my children
  • Harry: I'm the Chosen One. The Chosen One chooses the names.
  • Ginny: *groans*
death-by-fandom

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

thenightginger

actualucifer:

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"Uh, Stark-"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"

"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
Tony-“
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."

"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
"Stark-"
I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"